sour grapes, slut.
I know this was sent as part of a bunch of hate anons about the championship, but it’s the funniest ask I’ve ever received I’m changing my blog title immediately
sour grapes, slut.
I know this was sent as part of a bunch of hate anons about the championship, but it’s the funniest ask I’ve ever received I’m changing my blog title immediately
Me seeing they’re actually doing modern warfare 3 this year: ah shit here we go *AGAIN*
rosencrantz is dead guildenstern is dead and me i feel also not so good
I actually turn into a slug in the summer and everyone’s like “omg that’s so hot” because idk fucking a slug monster is like the Tumblr dream I guess but it’s not hot at all. It’s very difficult to be a slug monster for 3-4 months of the year. Nobody will hire me, on account of the slugness you see.
He served cunt. Nasty, descrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it

every tag on this post says hannibal and they’re correct
[woman who’s never maintained eye contact with a gay person before]: This is for the girls and the gays ☺️
[woman who’s scared of lesbians]: this is for the gays and the girlies 😌
The first time I met childe ingame and he introduced himself I fully pointed at the screen in excitement BC I recognised his name as the fandom bicycle and I was excited that I’d recognised someone.
No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.